Humorous Wedding Roast by a Friend of the Groom Essay -- Wedding Toast

Humorous Wedding Roast by a Friend of the GroomGood evening Ladies and Gentlemen Id exchangeable to start by saying that what a genuine honor it is to be part of Normans wedding. I appreciate that I am just one of many another(prenominal) equally suitable close friends that he could well have chosen. But I know he looks upon me as the older brother he never had, and I look on him as the younger brother I never wanted. So here I stand with this great opportunity to chance on to all, Normans past misdemeanors. So I could trot out the usual stories like when he woke up in a football theatre wearing a red thong and swimming goggles. But instead, Ive decided to use this time to talk of Normans achievements, so you neednt worry, were almost at the end of the speech. Without doubt his greatest achievement is marrying Janet, who looks absolutely stunning today. Youve done extremely well Norman, youve f...